Monday, January 27, 2014

A Photo Challenge for YOU!


Take those cameras off the shelf because I've got a fun challenge for you!

The winter months have been a bit dull around these parts, so I decided to create a 30 Day Photo Challenge to give me a reason to keep snapping pictures.  I've geared it toward all things western because I thought it would be fun to see life through the lens of cowboy culture.



I'd love for you all to take the challenge, too! 

Not a photographer? Neither am I!!! It's fine. Snap your photos with your camera phone if you have to. Just play along for the fun of it because, really, what else is there to do in the dead of winter?

I'll be starting my 30 day challenge on FEBRUARY 1st, and I'll try my best to share my photos each day on both my blog, and also on Instagram.

If you're on Instagram and want to follow along or participate in the challenge there, just look for me. 


My instagram username is:  whoa_nellie



Also, if you decide to do the challenge along with me, please leave a comment on my blog or tell me on Instagram so we can all can hop on over to your blog/ Instagram to see your pics. I'd love to see what you come up with!!!! You can do this challenge however you'd like. Post your pictures daily, one week at a time, or whenever you feel like it. 

Just copy and paste the challenge photo above, and put it on your blog post if you'd like your readers to share in the challenge with you. Share it as much as you'd like!

Get creative! If you don't live in the country, it's OK! Just interpret the words however you'd like to.

I can't wait to see those photos! 

Get ready to start looking at the world through your camera lens next week,

Nell






Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Cold, Hard Truth



When I was young and in the peak of physical fitness, I once witnessed an odd sight that I couldn't rectify in my mind.  I had been jogging around the lake, when a large lady passed me on the fly.  For an entire hour I marveled at the fact that an older woman who looked like she had the body of a potato with toothpick legs was kicking my booty and running circles around me.

How could it be?

Fast forward 15 years and three kids, and I am starting to become the potato lady.  I have been jogging 5 miles a day for nearly 5 months and have lost very little weight. I can do cardio all day long, but I'm not seeing the results that I'm looking for. I'm just not toning up.


I am living proof that you can still resemble a potato and jog 5 miles a day. It seemed impossible, but it's true.

So after 12 years of hitting the dusty dirt roads with a jogging stroller, I finally gave in.....

I joined the gym.

I need more than just cardio. I need nothing short of a miracle to help me firm up this body.

So 4-5 days a week, I hit the gym with 4 of my dear friends, and we subject ourselves to an hour of torture in a class called "Power Sculpting".

I go with my friends because misery loves company. We hold each other accountable to make sure we show up.

Yesterday I texted my work-out buddy:

ME: "Are you going to aerobics this morning?"
HER: "Ya I'll be there, but D won't be there. She's sick."
ME: " I'm sick, too....... Sick of being fat."
HER: "SOL!  (Snorting out loud)

The first day that I walked into the aerobics room was a big eye opener.  It was wall-to-wall mirrors.

Let me tell ya, there's NO better truth teller than seeing yourself work out for an hour surrounded by mirrors. You can suck in your gut for a few seconds while you check your outfit out in the bathroom mirror and tell yourself that you look fine, but I'm hear to testify that you CANNOT suck in your gut for a full hour while doing jumping jacks and burpees. You see every jiggle that you have. So many unflattering angles in those evil mirrors... If that doesn't make you want to work harder, I don't know what will.

So I'm crunching, squatting, jumping, jogging, twisting and lifting my way to a (hopefully) more healthy body.  I'm not aspiring to be one of those fitness girls on Pinterest with the 6-pack abs and perfectly sculpted gluteus maximus. I've had 3 kids. I just want to jiggle a little less, and slim down a little more.

After the first week of classes, I could barely bend down to sit on the toilet.  My new mantra is "Pain is weakness leaving the body. Pain is weakness leaving the body, Pain is weakness leaving the body..."

So I'm on a quest to look less like a potato and more like a... like a... oh I don't know. Maybe more like a long, slender stick of celery.  Ya, celery. I like that look a lot better.

Keeping it real for the other mamas who struggle,

Nell






Saturday, January 4, 2014

7 Random Things

Happy New Year, friends! I'm hoping to really get back to my blogging roots this year, because writing about everyday life is something I love to do. Plus, the whole reason I started this blog was to have a written journal for my family to look back on over the years.  I kind of got sidetracked with Facebook and Instagram, but you just can't preserve a story with hash tags and status updates.

So without further adieu, here is my first "7 Random Things" post of 2014!


1.On my birthday, I woke up and took a good, long look at myself in the mirror. Scary, I know. I decided that it was high time that I start taking care of my skin. For heaven's sake, I am now in my mid 30's and I'm still using teenager facial wash. It was time to say goodbye to junior high, and get a grown-up skin care system. I have the worst skin on the planet...sensitive to everything,  it breaks out like a teenager once a month, it's dry as the Sahara from the teenage soap, and I'm ALWAYS working outside in the sun. I took one look at my leathery, chapped hands and realized I was one decade away from the same look on my face. I wear sunscreen/ moisturizer everyday, but I needed to re-vamp my whole routine.

(I have tried a ton of  Pinterest face wash ideas and none of them worked. If anyone even says the word coconut oil in the comments, I will give you 10,000 lashes with a wet noodle. It works on body skin, but did not work on my face. Tried it. Breakout city.)

After some research, and the interviews of several older women with flawless, porcelain skin, there was one thing they all had in common.  They used "Philosophy" skin care products. I decided to throw caution to the wind, and used my birthday money to order some kits.  I have to say that it's been a month and I am really noticing a big difference in my skin. It's softer, healthier, and more even in tone.  I've never had this many products in my life, but they all have different purposes, and so far, I like every one. They seem to last a long time, as well.






2. For Christmas, I was given footwear for all seasons.

My husband bought me a new pair of Bogs for winter. They make my old mud boots seem like dollar store purchases. They feel like warm, fluffy pillows for my feet, and they're good for temps down to -40F. For 15 years I've worn un-insulated rubber boots with wool socks while my toes froze off in the mud.  I can't believe I've gone so many years without them. I didn't know what I was missing, that's for sure! I may never be able to go back to my old boots, again. My husband spoils me rotten.
Bogs Ulta High boot 51537 outdoor high boot

On the flip-side, my brother got me some flip-flops, and every single day I stare at them wishing it was sunny and 75 so I could wear them without snide remarks from strangers about my toes freezing off.  Just 5 more months to go!


3. The kids hooked me up in the kitchen department this Christmas with a little help from Dad.  You know, I'm a sucker for kitchen gadgets. You can never have too many.  I got a new waffle iron, flat whisk, biscuit cutters, and a dough scraper/cutter thing-a-ma-bob.  I've always wanted one of those for cutting dough into rolls, and making bagels. I'm sure my knife would have continued to do the job just fine, but why settle for a knife when you can cut dough with some other gizmo?



4. For the first time in years, we stayed up and rang in the new year with friends, and I barely made it. I'm too old for that party 'til midnight stuff. Our son said he never wants to stay up that late, again. He's an 80 year old trapped in a 12 year old's body. What kid doesn't want to stay up 'til midnight?


5. We have had several weeks of temperatures in the 50's. That is absolutely unheard of this time of year.  We've been taking full advantage of the sunshine with some January hikes on trails that normally have a foot of snow on them by now.  I feel torn because I know we need the moisture and snow pack, but without a cheap source of heat, these mild temperatures have really saved us some money on our heating bill.  I'm sure we'll make up for it with snow in June or something ridiculous like that, but for now I'm soaking up sunshine.


6. My husband and I just finished reading two Dave Ramsey books from the library to start our new year off on the right financial foot.  We read More Than Enough, and The Total Money Makeover.  We've followed Dave Ramsey's financial principles for many years, but it's always a good refresher to go back and review things.  Whenever I get a case of the wants, Dave Ramsey reminds me to simmer down and be content with what I have. 

7.  I'm absolutely in puppy love with Tater.  He is an amazing dog, but he definitely has his naughty moments.


He chews on people...


And toilet paper...

And art supplies.

But he's getting better every day. Goodness, that dog is smart, but he has the impulse control of a toddler.

He likes to sleep in laundry baskets,

and Chigger's bed,

and in the middle of the Nativity scene. 


But his favorite thing to do is eat a little horse poop snack, roll in cow manure, and dig in the mud.  He doesn't understand why he has to have a bath. He works hard to smell like a cow dog, but Mom just keeps trying to make him civilized.




Happy New Year!

Nell



Tuesday, December 31, 2013

A "Slice" of Christmas

This will be a Christmas that our son won't soon forget, and for all the wrong reasons.

We woke up bright and early, fed the livestock and gathered round the Christmas tree to exchange gifts in our pajamas before the sun came up. We passed out the first gift to our boy... a folding camping shovel and limb saw.  As he was cutting the zip-ties that held the shovel to the cardboard backing with his pocket knife, he sliced the palm of his hand wide open!

Christmas came to a screeching halt!

We cleaned the wound and butterfly bandaged it together, but it was in a really bad spot that would bleed every time he moved his hand. After making a myriad of phone calls, it was established that the emergency room was the only place open within a 3 hour driving radius. We hated to go to the hospital when an urgent care facility could have taken care of it for a fraction of the cost, but we had zero options on Christmas day.



So my husband took him to the E.R. and he got 7 stitches for Christmas.



The funniest thing about it was that an older gentlemen came into the E.R. shortly after our son got there, with the exact same injury. HA!

They gave him some parting gifts...including a strange handmade blue glass ornament that doesn't match our tree at all, but will forever be hung on its branches as a reminder of his trip to the E.R. on Christmas morning.



His sisters were a wreck, as you can imagine. First they cried because they knew their brother was hurt badly, and although they would never admit it, I'm sure they were sorely disappointed that they had to wait 3 hours before they could open any of their gifts. It must have seemed like an eternity to an 8 year old.

We eventually gathered around the tree again, and finished the gift exchange with much excitement from all parties.  

In the aftermath of flying wrapping paper and boxes, we each sat quietly in different spots in the living room, entertained and reading about our new gifts, when all of the sudden:

CRASH!

The Christmas tree fell over.

Ornaments broke, needles flew across the room, and we spent the next 30 minutes righting the tree, vacuuming up needles, and re-hanging the ornaments.

We just laughed. It was the perfect ending to the morning.

We didn't let it ruin our day, though. We got dressed and headed over the mountain for a great Christmas hike and gift exchange with family.  Then, we sat down to a dinner of homegrown beef and all of the fixings.  

We chuckled as we removed the steak knife from our son's place setting.....just in case. ;)


I hope your Christmas was less dramatic!

Nell







Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Birthdays and Curling Iron Wishes

Our daughter just celebrated her 11th birthday with a house full of squealing, giggling young ladies.



There was only one thing on her birthday wish list: A CURLING IRON.

I shudder as I type those words because I remember the year that I got my very first curling iron. It was powder blue with a skinny barrel. From that moment forward, I was in charge of my own hair destiny. No more pig tails from Mom.  What ensued was a three year run of late eighties, early nineties bangs.

The formula for my Junior High bangs:
Two rows of curls going up
one row of curls going down
Tease them together
Hairspray until they moved as one unit.
Hairspray again for good measure.

I put my mother through endless torture. She had to look at those ridiculous bangs, and shake her head as I told her, "Mom, all the girls are wearing them like this!"

If she were alive, she'd be laughing right now, telling me that my chickens are about to come home to roost.

HA!

OK, now that I have voiced my worries about this scary gift, I can move on with this post:


Since our daughter's birthday is very near to Christmas, it's always a challenge to transform the house from Christmas decorations to birthday decorations, but I make a valiant attempt.





I made tissue paper flowers, and I forgot how fun and easy they are to make.



Since we had a color theme going on, I decided to buy only turquoise candy and gum for the party favors.


This year, we ate pizza, and decorated Gingerbread houses.



At the last minute, our son decided he wanted to try his hand at ginger bread house making, too.  But he refused to sit at a table full of girls. He had to draw the line somewhere.







It can be pretty overwhelming if you aren't used to the sounds of tweenaged girls, but big brother made it through....


...with only one minor photo bombing incident.

Our kids are growing up so fast! Where does the time go?




Thanking God that big 80's bangs aren't in style at the moment,

Nell








Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Wordless Wednesday: Branding Weekend

Day 1: Gathering 







Day 2: Branding









Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Shamelessly Gloating about our Superior Christmas Tree

That's right. We got a good one.



This year my father-in-law and my brother-in-law's family tagged along and went tree hunting with us.  In the 11th hour, just before sunset, we spotted our glorious tree off in the distant meadow.


After shaking off the snow and making a full circle around it, I gave the Blue Spruce my seal of approval and the ceremonial tree cutting commenced.



There's a boy in this picture but I can't see him!





Thankfully, the brothers drug the tree back to the truck because it was one heavy beast!





We then secured our load, and drove back to civilization.  On the way home, we laughed heartily at all of the lame Charlie Brown trees that we saw in the backs of trucks, and sinfully paraded our superior Christmas tree through main street (all two stoplights of it.)  We ended our slow processional by parking in front of our favorite restaurant to flaunt our trophy tree the way hunters show off their elk racks in the back of the truck.

 If you don't live in small town America, you won't get this comparison.

I know it's prideful and wicked to boast of Christmas trees, but when you harvest your tree from the forest, and not from a tree farm or worse...Home Depot, then it is much more difficult to find a full, pretty tree that is the right size.  When you come across one, it's really hard to remain humble about it.

But sometimes the Lord humbles us by allowing an elk to urinate on our tree without our knowledge of it until it is in our house and fully decorated, at which time we have to cut out many, many branches to keep our house from smelling like elk estrous.

But that was years ago.

I digress.


The snow was really gorgeous that day! It was so fluffy that it looked fake, like it came out of a department store display area.




After we got home, we did the best we could to make the tree fit into our rental house which lacked the vaulted ceilings we've grown accustomed to in our old home. A little trimming, and TaDa! We have a Christmas tree.


Not bad for a tree that's never been groomed, fertilized, or pruned.


And a Bonus: Here's a little pic of the kitchen eating area...because it was on my camera. Did I mention that the rental house was built in 1940? That's not my choice of wall color, either. I just try to make the best of it while we're here.




Bragging about my Christmas tree while secretly suffering with miserable allergies because of it,

Nell